Friday, November 30, 2007

If I were a gameshow contestant, I'd be a billionaire...

Well, I'd have AT LEAST $25,000...

People are really dumb, and yet we insist on giving them a ton of money. She just won enough money to pay for a year of my college education and/or send me on a year long world tour. But, no. I worked my ass off in a pool store 45 hours a week for three months, sold all of my bass equipment, and I'm still working as a waiter so that I can raise funds that will span a mere 2 countries (Wait, is France a country?), and this is just for four months. And I only have 1/5 of the money she received for asking an 11 year old what country Budapest was in...

God Bless America...

-Matt

1 comment:

meloogal said...

Whoa. You sound so very scathing and sarcastic in this entry. ::is scared::

::cowers in fear::

::receives $250 cash from Matt::

...

did it work?