Sources, Sources, Sources...

http://www.musicianforums.com/forums/

Don't click that link...

I've been a member of this message board since August 2003. The day I registered was the beginning of the end. The appeal in reading people reply to long and well-thought out points with "wut u say?" and "tl;dr" makes me laugh in my chair. Every damn time! Why!!?

Let's sample some of the brilliance of this wonderful site.

Topic title: Who would you rather bone

"Would you rather bone Mariah Carey or Christina Aguilera? I think that's a tough choice to make but I would chose Mariah Carey because Aguilera looks like a skank."

"um"

"Neither.. Mimi is crazy and Christina is very pregnant"

"so?"

etc. etc.

For pages. And pages... ...Why!!?

Another example:

Topic Title: discuss hotdogs

"i like 6 inch sausage

plump

juicy

warm

mmmm


how do you enjoy your wieners?"

I think I can stop there...


No matter how much of my free time is taken up by more productive and fulfilling activities, I always find myself clicking that damn link. It will never end. I hope the site shuts down so that I can finally be free...

Again, a terrible post...

-Matt