Urban legends come true...

The other day, as I slowly drifted in and out of consciousness while working at the pool store, I heard a very peculiar sound. And by heard a very peculiar sound, I mean smelled an incredibly pungent stench. Who had walked through the glass double doors other than...
SASQUATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait a minute...

Why is Sasquatch wearing socks and sandles? I can understand being shirtless, he has enough body hair to keep himself warm in the coldest of winter months, but since when has Sasquatch started dressing like an unfashionable dad, and why is he asking me if we sell Ph Rise..???

Oh wait, it's just your average Piper Pools customer. Nothing to see here folks, let's move along...

-Matt