A late night excursion...

A couple of months ago, HBoO and I went to a local diner in Trenton, NJ. At 3 AM. Where else do you go when you crave a delicious slice of blueberry pie during hours that some describe as "wee"? For reasons unknown, I ordered a hamburger instead of pie. Don't blame me, I think I was drunk at the time...

HBoO ordered waffles with ice cream. It was the most delicious meal that you could have at 3 AM in Trenton. Our waitress' name was Melanie. Melanie was a former heroine addict who now worked the 12-6 AM shift at a Trenton diner to keep herself away from dealers. I don't judge her, heroine is expensive. I did chuckle, however, when she handed me this...

"Dude, last night was awesome! I entered this all-you-can eat wing contest and ate 75!!"

"That's nice, but I've got you beat. Last night, I consumed an entire German city."

"Dude, shut the fuck up."

"No, I have the documentation to prove it!"

"... ... ... ... ... ..you win."

:-D

-Matt