Accurate descriptions lead to unexpected outcomes...

In HBoO's latest entry, she talks at length about her awesome friends Ilana, Lindsey, and Karen. When their powers combine, they become CAPTAIN PLANET! MILK, because their first names spell the word milk. Most bloggers label their entries with some key words to help people using search engines to find their blog. HBoO labeled her post "MILK", which got me thinking about potentially misinformed internet surfers stumbling upon her blog...

"I like this entry, but your label is deceptive..."

"How so?"

"Well, the entry itself is about the evolution of friendships over time, but you labeled it as a post about a delicious beverage..."

"..so?"

"I'm just saying that this label is going to attract a horde of milk enthusiasts who will be very disappointed that your entry doesn't focus on their liquid of choice. I'd be wary if I were you..."

"... ..."

She thought my concerns were unfounded, but then (after a bit of searching), I discovered THIS!!!

Not only are there enough milk enthusiasts out there to require the renting of a Hilton convention hall, but, apparently, these particular milk fans are also Civil War buffs..!

Watch out HBoO! The International Association of Milk Control Agencies is after you, and they're dressed in confederate gray!!! AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

-Matt