"Ew!"
"What?"
"What the hell is this?"
"Cereal?"
"Where's my Rice Crispies? What IS this?"
"Crispy Rice..?"
"Ew! That's GROSS!!! I'm not gonna eat this? Why would mom do this? Now it's gonna go to waste..!"
I went food shopping with my mom last night. In an attempt to save some money, I suggested she buy the generic versions of the cereals that populated the grocery list. We saved $20, mostly because the cereal's titles were rearranged. So, Rice Crispies became Crispy Rice, Crispix became Crisp Corn and Rice, Fruity Pebbles became Crispy Colors, and, my favorite...
Frosted Flakes became Frosted Flakes of corn...
Of course, my spoiled little sister freaked out tonight when she saw that her beloved card board wafer bits had changed boxes, but I guess you can't please everybody. She'll get used to it...
..One day...
-Matt
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Well, I don't know. It sounds like your reaction to the perfectly wonderful CDs I sent you. They're the same as GOOD music, just with the notes rearranged :-)
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