Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Marking my territory...

HBoO and I were driving in the New Jersey countryside when we noticed something very peculiar positioned every few feet on the side of the road...
The following conversation ensued:

"You know what we should do?"


"Steal one of these safety cones."

"... ... ...OKAY!!"

*pulls over*

*steals safety cone*

"I don't know if you know, but there is a stolen safety cone in our backseat."

"What if we get pulled over?"

"Then the cop will probably question us on how we obtained that safety cone. He'd say something like, 'Is there a reason why that safety cone so closely resembles the dozens of other safety cones on this road?' to which I'd reply, 'Same store?' to which he'd reply, 'Safety Cone Depot?' to which I'd reply, 'Shit yeah! Buy two get one free!'"



If you guys remember last entry, you'd know that we were at TCNJ but I didn't have my suitcase. That suitcase was supposed to be used to claim my bedroom in my shared house. However, I think this was much more effective...

1 comment:

cloverything said...

check out #6: http://www.cracked.com/article_16006_8-least-impressive-guinness-world-records.html

you're on your way!