That's it. My last picture of England. The end of my studying abroad experience. The end of an era...For those that read this blog as a travel blog, I'm sorry to say that my next big crazy adventure won't be happening until May 2009. If this upsets you, I guess I'll see you guys in a year. For everybody else, this blog is changing gears a bit. Now, I have a day job, I'm living at home with my family, and trying to gain back all of the weight that I lost in England. Boring, I know. What am I supposed to do..? (For those out there that are screaming, "Hang out with your girlfriend all the time, dumbass!", all I have to say to that is yes..that's a good idea)...
I'm scrounging for some new material at the moment, and this is what I've come up with...
Most. Useless. Product. EVAR!!!1They call it doggy paddling for a reason. That reason is that dogs know how to swim and don't require separate flotation devices. Guess what part of my job is? Yup, I have to try to sell these...
Well, technically, I'm a professional water testing technician/sales clerk/stocker of shelves at Piper Pools Inc, but, after seeing these, it has become my personal goal to sell them to unsuspecting customers. Let the bullshitting begin..:-)
-Matt
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