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..Let me start over.
It was oppressively hot. Lying naked in a pool of my own sweat, I struggled for ideas to combat the velocity of the molecules in my house. My house was killing me, and I needed to get out.
I stumbled outside to my car, the will to survive strong in my mind. I drove to an ice cream shop and bought a root beer float. I sat down, took a sip, and a wave of cold victory washed over my being. Then, I looked up and saw this staring me...
I turned to the closest employee, "Are you aware that there is a giant turd over there?""What?"
"A massive piece of fecal matter wearing a sailor cap just asked me a nonsensical question."
"Um..."
"..Nevermind."
Can anybody provide an explanation..?
-Matt
2 comments:
Seriously funny!
In case you really need to know, I think that is supposed to be Fudgie The Whale. For many years, that was a brand of ice cream cake made by Carvel. I've never seen Fudgie anthropomorphized, though, so it's just my guess from the name on the hat, the fact you were in an ice cream shop, etc.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fudgie_The_Whale
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