Friday, January 4, 2008

Monopolization...

Yesterday, HBoO came over, and we played Super Mario: Galaxy for the Wii. Technically, I gave the game to my sister for Christmas, but that didn't stop us from hogging the system for 8 hours of running, jumping, and smashing little mushrooms or buzzing around to kill spiders as Bee Mario. Yes, there is a Bee Mario...

Afterwards, I decided to introduce HBoO to the wonderful world of Monopoly. About ten minutes in, I knew this was going to be a bad idea, because evil monopoly genes run in my family, and I become a complete venture capitalist/trickster/asshole, stopping at nothing to destroy all those in my- GIVE ME THAT *expletive* ORANGE $500, I NEED IT TO *expletive* BUY MY *expletive* HOTELS! *expletive*!!!!

Dane Cook was right about Monopoly, by about 1 AM, at least a dozen "I hate you"s, "You are a terrible person"s, and even "I'm never kissing you again, ever!" were uttered. Thanks Hasbro, that's some real family fun...

In other news, HBoO did a splendid job in captioning a hilarious picture over at Pioneer Woman, getting an honorable mention even. She was sooooo close to winning $500 worth of camera stuff. Better luck next time, I guess...

And last but not least, an artsy farts pitchah, this one is Monopoly themed. I call it "Totally Fucked"...


That's all..:-)

-Matt

1 comment:

meloogal said...

did you set up the monopoly board just to take that picture???

dorkus.