However, I took the opportunity to address a problem I've been having with a pain in my butt, and it turns out that I have an anal fissure. Haha, very funny. It hurts..a lot...
So now, I have a prescription for butt cream. Yay..!
The doctor told me to inject some fiber into my diet, so I decided to start immediately. I began by trying to slice a particularly thick-skinned orange with this device:
I apologize for the blurry shot, it was taken with my left hand. The result of using this device was this:
It may look relatively painless from this angle, but count the number of band-aids that are containing the river of blood that would otherwise be pouring forth from the wound. If you counted 3
...much blood is something to worry about. Ouch. Fucking ouch...
From now on, I'm sticking to these: